'Green Day are posers & will ONLY be played during time out'
Punk Dad will refrain from referring to police as “f—king pigs” around the L’il Anarchy Warriors. He will call them “fascist thugs” instead. Also, after much argument, “Nazi Punks F—k Off!” has been removed from the iPod playlist. It has been replaced with “Take the Skinheads Bowling” and “John Wayne Was a Nazi.” This will instill the lesson that Nazis are not cool, without Li’l Anarchy Warriors getting sent home from pre-K for dropping the “F” bomb.
You can totally be a punk rock dad.