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Justin Jacoby Smith is an organizer, web geek, Buddhist, and poet.

"watch as pretentious drunk people try to pronounce it at parties"

Create a locale by using all the high-scoring letters in Scrabble. Make it hard to spell. Make it even harder to pronounce! Watch as pretentious, drunk people try to pronounce it at parties. Watch closely; it may cause them to pass out. Then smooth your mustache and run over and drink their drink. They will never know!

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