what a bomb-ass stealth fighter
Lockheed Martin wants to remind you. Just in time for the Paris Air Show, it rolled out a new website for the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter family of jets on Monday. The first thing that bombards you when you load it: a multi-gender, multi-racial band of Fort Worth scenesters vowing “I’ll go anywhere/I’ll do anything,” presumably singing from the perspective of a super-excited plane. The glasses! The hoodies! The sweater vests! The F-35 stickers on the guitar case next to the fraying Nirvana and “Keep Austin Weird” decals!