Justin Jacoby Smith is an organizer, web geek, Buddhist, and poet.

'ayn rand would write a poorly argued but fun to read book about you'

Did you know that on Yelp, Time Warner Cable has one and a half stars? That’s less stars than Jeffery Dahmer — who killed and ate people, maybe even had sex with their skulls (I don't really know). Obviously what I’m saying is untrue, because Yelp does not review serial killers, but if they did, his babaganoush would be better than yours, if you both made babaganoush, even if his drugged and murdered people. Sorry that got weird. Fuck you. I just made you read that confusing thing.

--eugene mirman writes an open letter to time warner cable