Justin Jacoby Smith is an organizer, web geek, Buddhist, and poet.

personifying products a little too well

Lubin Lawrence:If you could describe Hershey, Godiva, and Dove chocolate as people, how would you describe them? I went to school with Hershey. He thought he was so special, and people were all like “Ooooh Hershey,” but then I went to college and forgot all about him. Last I heard, he was cleaning windows for a living. Godiva inherited the house after her aunt died, and tried making a career as an artist. No-one liked her work—too much violence, not enough humanity. We’re still in touch, but our Facebook conversations are about trivia and crap on TV. I don’t think I have much to say to her anymore. Dove does telephone sales calls. I think she got married to some guy from Denver. They don’t have kids.

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